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Tuesday, June 03, 2008

How To Lose Your Job

Savage Chickens - How To Lose Your Job

This works every time. Or you could quit.

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21 Comments:

At June 03, 2008 1:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have a colleague who tries this regularly but she's still with us!!! oh the joys of local government!!!!

 
At June 03, 2008 1:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't work...

 
At June 03, 2008 1:51 AM, Anonymous Jen said...

Yeah but so much time could be saved if you did all the steps at once!

 
At June 03, 2008 2:12 AM, Blogger Enno said...

I have done all of these except step 4, and never all in the same week.

 
At June 03, 2008 2:26 AM, OpenID kerok said...

Aaaugh! How dare you post this on a Tuesday! Do I skip day one or wear the gorilla suit on Monday?

 
At June 03, 2008 4:04 AM, Blogger Amber said...

What happens when you email Savage Chickens to the CEO???

 
At June 03, 2008 4:21 AM, Anonymous turtleboy66 said...

Unfortunately, this is my job description & I happen to be very good at it.

 
At June 03, 2008 4:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just have a sneaky suspicion my CEO would not like lolcats. I have a feeling his hired goons would escort me out the door on Thursday.

 
At June 03, 2008 5:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not sure that would work every time. Especially if you are related to any of the upper management...

 
At June 03, 2008 5:32 AM, Anonymous Chris said...

I like Wednesday the best. Make all 5 days Wednesday and now you are talking!

 
At June 03, 2008 6:19 AM, Anonymous lioness said...

Yes, but quiting is so passe'. This way is much more fun!!

 
At June 03, 2008 6:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool!
I'll be sure to try it out! haha

 
At June 03, 2008 8:15 AM, Blogger Allen's Brain said...

Reason for termination of previous employment: Wore gorilla suit on Casual Friday.

 
At June 03, 2008 8:22 AM, Anonymous MsHairy said...

"That gorilla suit could save your life."

 
At June 03, 2008 9:23 AM, Anonymous Clangomatic said...

Just ride away from your job on an invisible bike.

 
At June 03, 2008 9:31 AM, Anonymous Trog said...

In a sandstorm of weevils you must "be the gorilla".

 
At June 03, 2008 9:39 AM, Anonymous Seraphine said...

I'm sorry, we can't "use" you.
P.S. A chicken in a gorilla suit is funny!

 
At June 03, 2008 9:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOLCATS <3

 
At June 03, 2008 10:36 AM, Blogger aly said...

Never heard of Lolcats before, thanx for introducing me to a great new time-waster! Reminds me a lot of the Bad Cat book.

 
At June 03, 2008 2:47 PM, Anonymous Manimal said...

Friday afternoon...fling own feces.

 
At June 03, 2008 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I tried the first three and already got a verbal warning! Thanks, Savage Chickens! :D

 

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