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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Eight Steps

Savage Chickens - Eight Steps

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46 Comments:

At August 01, 2007 5:18 AM, Anonymous Jen said...

Man, that's depressing. He went the whole day on just one cup of coffee!

 
At August 01, 2007 6:15 AM, Blogger Deb said...

This disturbs me. Have you been watching me??

 
At August 01, 2007 6:26 AM, Anonymous kthompsn said...

Life...in a nutshell. (from OR&A?)

 
At August 01, 2007 7:19 AM, Blogger WhizGidget said...

As a good friend just said to me in IM: "Hilarious, and horribly depressing"

 
At August 01, 2007 8:30 AM, Blogger DK said...

Doug, usually you make me laugh. Today, I think I will cry. You hit the nail on the head!

 
At August 01, 2007 8:31 AM, Anonymous Alyxx said...

Wow...reminds me of the original Life In Hell strip (Matt Groening) - and I mean that in a very, very, good way!

 
At August 01, 2007 8:32 AM, Blogger synical said...

Depicts my life too closely... my sad life... :(

 
At August 01, 2007 8:37 AM, Blogger Blithe said...

Good news! If you work from home it's six easy steps.

Thanks for the laughs Doug.

 
At August 01, 2007 11:24 AM, Blogger Valli said...

swap out the car for a BART train and you have my life, that is so incredibly sad on soo many levels.

 
At August 01, 2007 1:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rofl! So sad and so true....

 
At August 01, 2007 1:14 PM, Blogger The Great Time-Waster said...

Now this one DESERVES to be on a coffee mug

 
At August 01, 2007 7:17 PM, Anonymous idiotSupremo said...

did one also on pretty much the same idea six months ago:

dis-ease

.

 
At August 01, 2007 11:35 PM, Blogger Doug Savage said...

heheh ya this is a pretty depressing one, eh?

Thanks Alyxx for the Life In Hell comparison - I think that's one of the best compliments a cartoonist can get!

Great Time-Waster, you are so right.

 
At August 03, 2007 10:49 AM, Anonymous lioness said...

There is a horrible screaming metal band out there called "Bludge" and they do a song that is like the soundtrack to this cartoon. My friend loves that song, so I HAD to email him this cartoon. He has it pinned up in his cage. Funny!

 
At August 03, 2007 9:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody said life was easy and then along come chickens !!!!!

 
At August 04, 2007 11:58 AM, Blogger The One and Only Nadie said...

That is harsh. Those poor poor chickens.

Does your life not involve toilet breaks and meals?

 
At August 07, 2007 4:01 AM, Blogger EmptySet said...

I think Faith No More said it best: "Birth, School, Work, Death"

 
At August 07, 2007 7:18 AM, Blogger Alexander said...

Why do I feel so emo???

 
At August 07, 2007 7:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

take 3,5 and 6 out and its my life! hah

 
At August 07, 2007 7:22 AM, Blogger chuckles said...

I love it. That is my life (except I take the train) and I couldn't be happier. I enjoy my job and I enjoy watching TV and I love a good coffee. I really appreciate that the chicken doesn't need outside validation or alcohol-based escapism to fool himself that anything is better than watching TV and drinking coffee.

 
At August 07, 2007 7:35 AM, Blogger gbalbinot said...

None shall pass

 
At August 07, 2007 10:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate working with people.

Chickens are much more friendly.......

 
At August 07, 2007 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@emptyset:

Even better, Slipknot's album titled "Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat."

 
At August 07, 2007 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is basically why I just sit at my mom's house and play video games all day. Why even bother with real life when it's actually just a tremendous chore?

 
At August 07, 2007 3:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seconding the "take out 3,5, and 6" bit.

 
At August 07, 2007 4:16 PM, Blogger Henry said...

that chicken should be so lucky as to have a secure lifestyle...i mean in the end isn't that all you want out of a work week. that is just his typical day...i am sure he gets out on the weekend and ruffles a few feathers. life could be a lot worse.

 
At August 07, 2007 5:11 PM, Anonymous post3 said...

if only he grew up on an organic farm.................

 
At August 07, 2007 6:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, but this only applies to boring people. You deserve this fate if you can't think of anything better to do.

This may be reality for a lot of people, but it's more by choice than by circumstance.

 
At August 07, 2007 8:33 PM, Blogger Ian said...

That really is life, maybe throw some general and pointless conversations with people.

 
At August 07, 2007 10:20 PM, Blogger RebelConformist said...

Where's the sex?

now thats depressing!

 
At August 07, 2007 10:30 PM, Blogger bgdana said...

Where do I purchase a shirt with this philosophy emblazoned upon it? Black imprinted on white cotton would be fine.

It sums up my existence.

Thanks for nothing.

 
At August 07, 2007 10:32 PM, Anonymous brie987 said...

Yes it is sad but this refers only to his work day. Please show him trying to make an egg with a "fowl other" and show him happy! Even if its depicted in only 2 panes of sketches. Thank you, it will make this seem bearable.

 
At August 07, 2007 11:48 PM, Blogger yeastbeast said...

A cute bit of fatalistic cartooning, but I challenge this on philosophical grounds. Life is what takes between the frames of this story.

 
At August 07, 2007 11:51 PM, Blogger M said...

We call that "metro, boulot, dodo" in french

 
At August 08, 2007 12:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa... I'm a chicken!? We didn't anyone tell me this!

 
At August 08, 2007 1:09 AM, Blogger Taupter said...

... Damn.
:(

 
At August 08, 2007 3:02 AM, Anonymous Steve said...

The trick is to tweak 4 + 6, do your own stuff as well at the work computer and turn off the tv at home, then you may stand a chance of breaking the cycle =]

 
At August 08, 2007 4:42 AM, Blogger camille said...

I shouldn't have looked at this. Now I'm depressed -_

 
At August 08, 2007 6:19 AM, Blogger Jason R. Hunter said...

Sad that most people live as if there's some rule that says they must live this way. There isn't and you don't have to.

 
At August 08, 2007 12:31 PM, Blogger lichi said...

wtf... what I'm doing whit my life!!?? =(

 
At August 08, 2007 3:12 PM, Anonymous Igor said...

That's so cynical I want it on my wall! Would it be possible to post a higher-resolution version?

 
At August 10, 2007 8:04 AM, Blogger blueblanket said...

This is wrong... so wrong... makes me want to go join the Peace Corps or something.,

 
At August 10, 2007 10:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

depressing and funny at the same time. i also would like a higher resolution of this if possible :-|

 
At August 16, 2007 7:36 AM, Blogger Diego said...

:-} jaja veo que la forma de vivir es universal.En el otro lado del mundo pasa lo mismo.
I see that the way of living is universal. In another side of the world the same thing happens(passes).

 
At August 19, 2007 5:55 PM, Anonymous lobato said...

jesuschrist, this one got me so depressed i had to make all of my friends watch it in order to feel a little better.

everybody seems to share this APOCAPYPTIC vision of life.

 
At August 29, 2007 5:52 AM, Blogger Teddy GUTAN said...

Soooooooooooooooooo not true... well, xept for you lame asses!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha ahahahaa ahahahahahahaha (mad scientist laugh).

 

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