Safety Tips

13 Responses to “Safety Tips”

1. srvdove on March 10th, 2006 9:58 am

   Yeah, but can we run with scissors?

2. chikzrkul on March 10th, 2006 12:04 pm

   Does this mean we can run with sticks after all? I always thought that eye thing was bogus…

3. Much Gooder on March 10th, 2006 1:19 pm

   Only if your stick has a nail through it. Plain sticks are still not allowed.

4. Dryspell on March 10th, 2006 1:20 pm

   I already read this one tomorrow.

5. jpyciak on March 10th, 2006 2:10 pm

   It’s not running with the scissors that is the problem. It’s the falling with scissors.

6. micedwhale on March 10th, 2006 2:20 pm

   i had a friend who ran with a pencil in 2nd grade, he tripped and stabbed himself in the throat. comedy gold. he was okay by the way.

7. Calico Mary on March 10th, 2006 2:44 pm

   I was doing so good… 2 whole days without a laughing snort. *sigh*

8. Richard Quick, Millionaire on March 10th, 2006 6:17 pm

   Yow. Did anyone else just hear that laughing snort?

9. Connor on March 10th, 2006 6:39 pm

   Don’t sell arms to other countries? Obviously Tony Blair never got taught safety rules. =P

10. Taby on March 10th, 2006 10:30 pm

    Yep this ones real good, I read it next week.

11. Mommmeeeee! on March 11th, 2006 11:59 pm

    O-M-G!!! Is THAT why I keep saying the first two over and over and over and over….

12. Mommmeeeee! on March 12th, 2006 12:01 am

    …and why the chicken cartoons are always the same on Saturday and Sunday as on Friday???

13. S Q L Y on March 19th, 2006 4:10 am

    wolk with scissors, run with guns

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